OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
(via llamasandseamonkeys)
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
okay so when harry and ron are talking about attractive skin in the sixth movie, harry is so absent because he is looking at draco on the marauder’s map and he just feels so uncomfortable talking about girls and he can’t stop thinking about draco and he’s probably thinking about how draco’s skin…




